Monday, May 14, 2007

A Little Humor - 5/14/07

How much Viagra and Cialis could I possibly need? Ever since we were on vacation in Florida I've been getting ten to fifteen spam ads a day for those two products. I don't know whether its just a feature of everyone's Florida vacation now like some adult Disney World, or if I should blame Earthlink for allowing the spammers to find my email address. I'm pretty sure that I don't have a need for this product. It won't make me thinner, prettier or funnier. Heck, it won't even make me perkier. I'm also not going to go around recommending the product to all the men I know by forwarding them these emails. I can hardly keep up with deleting them as they show up in the email in-box (the ads not the men).

You'll be glad to know that "because I am a returning customer (huh?) I don't even need a prescription from my doctor to refill doseage." Thank goodness, I was beginning to wonder how I would find a doctor who would write me a prescription for it anyway. I think I know what the benefit to women is for this drug, but I'm not sure that I am the one this marketing should be aimed at. After all at the ripe old age of 60 I don't really see myself as being a big fan of priapism (look it up boys and girls, this is a family blog here).

I just received another 4 of these fantastic refill offers while I was writing this post

So whoever you are out there in Nigeria, New Jersey or Brisbane, please stop sending me these emails. I am not buying. Thank you.

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